i should get stoned before i eat more often

Someone had a bath!

I’d rather hang out here all day with this guy than go to work 🐶

scotthasawebsite:

After much deliberation, numerous phones calls, thousands (non-audited figure) of tweets we have the Top 5 Simpsons episodes of all time. We immediately regretted making it 5 episodes so we start with honourable mentions. Last Exit To Springfield (Lisa Needs Braces. Dental Plan!), Lemon of Troy…

Finally watching all 5 of these tonight.

indypendentstars:

Amanda Peet

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This is my best friend. Since ‘99

Cheers for the brunch @jarispay you sexy cheeky little sex monkey. I’d tip you but I’d rather make out. Deal?

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celebcuties:

Abbie Cornish

Hahahaha

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I’m getting really bored of myself. “Tomorrow is a new day”, but tomorrow ends up being the same day.

Things I need to be:
- More organised
- A better friend to the closer ones
- Motivated
- FIT AGAIN. Cause that makes me happy

Things I need to do:
- Stick to routine
- I should have said, find a routine first
- Schedule 
- APPLY for school. 
- Save money again
- See my nephew more

Tomorrow, right? Right.